How to be a Kardashian


1. Ensure you are at the top of your selfie game

To be a true Kardashian you must learn your angles - upload at least 1 selfie a day across all social media platforms to achieve optimum results. It's not that the world doesn't know how gorgeous you are already, it's just that they constantly need reminding - plus when you're wearing an outfit that costs half a mil' it'd be rude not to, right? Choose a filter and find the light, pronto.
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2. Master the art of the 'candid' photo
'O-M-G was that the paparazzi? I totally did not notice. I was just on my way to pick up a Starbucks and they caught me wearing nothing but Vuitton and an immaculate blow-dry. Damn.'
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3. Mingle with other famous and fabulous types
Actors, musicians and models will do, but the best kind of friend is the designer friend. Kim's already nabbed Balmain's Olivier Rousteing, and Khloe and Kendall have been seen cosying up to Valentino himself - so if you want to save your billions and get a cheap deal on next year's 'it' bag, you're gonna need to get networking.
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4.CONTOUR!
Your face must look like it has been carved from flawless marble at all times. Ensure that your live-in make-up artists sculpt your face within an inch of it's life before leaving the house - the end goal here is to look like a china doll crossed with a Disney princess. 
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5. Obtain cute kid to carry around as an interactive accessory
Possibly the most difficult on the checklist, but definitely do-able. They look great on camera, plus carrying around a baby whilst wearing 5 inch heels makes you look like superwoman - just make sure there's a team of nannies on hand if things start to get messy - nappy-changing just isn't very 'Kardashian' if you know what I mean.

Seems simple enough?
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